theSpectator | “Those thieves will one day STEAL the SUN” —Enraged Mugabe Warns Zimbabweans on KENYA.
Marondera, ZIMBABWE: When Kenya catches cold, Africa sneezes. The push and pull in Mombasa has caught the attention of Zimbabwean president who while attending a function in Marondera, made an off the cuff speech to his supporters during a stopover which will invite a lot of jitters in the country.
“Do not be like people in that swamp of thieves and madmen somewhere called Kenya. You see right now a man called Commissioner Marwa; I even hate calling him Nelson because I revered comrade Mandela so much. Now this man who holds a position which is transitory in the constitution is breathing fire like a mad dog to a governor of Mombasa called Joho. Is the constitution of Kenya suspended or it has become another Afghanistan where every man is a law unto himself. ” he wondered aloud.
“Stupidly, their minister for Internal Security one Nkaiseri has also joined the bizarre chorus with his twisted interpretation of laws…oh please pray for Kenya where now 70% of students steal exams, because they are no longer interested in learning. I told you Kenyans are certified thieves, I told you Kenya invented impunity and that’s why I have been thinking that snake in the garden of Eden must have come from Kenya. This nation shocks me; I am beginning to think there are also other Marwas in this Zimbabwe who will be used even by the devil in hell to stunt every socio-political milestone this great nation has covered. When I was talking in Gwerru, I told them that Kenyans are not welcomed here; they will infect our people with their bad manners. Our people who traveled there must be taken to rehabilitation centers for behavioral correction before integrating into the society. These people will one day even steal the sun only that they will have nowhere to hide it” He said
